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| A Simple Set Of Rules No. 4 |
| 04.27.04 (3:15 pm) [edit] |
This one may require some explaination. However since I am not one to patronise everybody i met I shall give you all the chance of telling me what you think it means.
Answers on a postcard to....
ahhh post it as a comment and if you get it right your earn my enternal love and respect... for about 10 minutes
The picture came from Here I have lost the direct link to the artists collection. If/when i find it i will update it or if someone out there knows it they can tell me.
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| Now For Something Completely Unexpected... |
| 04.24.04 (12:42 pm) [edit] |
I have had far too much alcohol and caffiene
SO
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| Bastard Circlips! |
| 04.17.04 (12:21 pm) [edit] |
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I really hate them and you can never find another one that bloodly fits!
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| When something so small makes a HUGE difference |
| 04.15.04 (2:35 pm) [edit] |
Sometimes the smallest and most simplest of things can make a huge difference. The tiny pin that stops to plate falling off, the plastic tape that stops your pipes from leaking. The 1 and the 0 that makes it seem like we have friends. The time that antimatter and matter collided, which contray to most peoples beliefs did matter as it is what is commanly held to have created the universe! and not some omnipresent entity that is everywhere and should be worshipped!
Well in my case it was a pair of circlip pliers. A simple pair of pliers that when you squeeze them they open up! It took me 2 hurs to remove the circlip and it wouldn't go back on. My needle nose pliars required both hands to open the circlip cause I had to pull the handles apart and this left no arms free to attach the damn thing!
I really hate circlips, normally they are not too hard to lever open and attach however this one was 3 inches across and holds my rear sprocket in place, slip with the pliars and it shot up and got stuck in the roof... so anyways after wrestling with it for ages i went and bourght some proper circlip pliars and got it on in 2 minutes....
So let this be a lesson to you all! You only need to buy the right tools if you got a massive arse circlip to put on your rear wheel!
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| Come See My Dragon! |
| 04.13.04 (9:36 am) [edit] |
This is Nessy one of my dragons!
He likes noodles and chilis and salt and vinegar crisps!
Yes you can pet the dragon if you wish, he won't bite you.... unless your made of chilis or noodles or salt and vinegar crisps.
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| Nurse Nurse Cum Quickly! The Doctors Coming! |
| 04.12.04 (7:57 am) [edit] |
I am not feeling well. I haven't been feeling too good for a while actually.
I also smell like Gunk... A very good enginer degreasing agent. It smells but makes the bits that are caked in black dirt and oil and all manner of other crap and makes them shiney and silver again! Though it also eats away at tarmac and i got a bit hole developing in my drive way now.... whoops... WD40 does that as well, soon i will have no driveway left just a mud patch where the tarmac used to be.
So I am ill and smell funny... and my bikes brokened and the insurance people tell me... We will come on friday some time between 9:00am and 5:00pm soooooooooooooooooooooo poo! |  |
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| Head Down! |
| 04.10.04 (4:04 pm) [edit] |
Well its time to get my head down and get my game and The Interactive Network porgrams written. Books and papers and lotsa caffiene will be required!
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| Easter!!! |
| 04.09.04 (1:18 pm) [edit] |
Happy Easter!
Even if like me its just an excuse to eat lots of chocolate!
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| The Pink Dragon |
| 04.09.04 (3:36 am) [edit] |
It seems a few of you are discussing the pink dragon. I am indeed the owner of the said pink dragon. He is however very shy and doesn't come out to meet and greet everyone.
He likes hugs and kisses as well as being showered with gifts. Though if you anger the good and calm natured beast you will feel his power, and not in the fun sense!
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| Am What I Am |
| 04.06.04 (10:11 am) [edit] |
I am many things in this world. An idiot, a genius, a big headed know it all, an annoying english twat and much much more. One thing I am NOT is a SECERTARY or a flaming TYPIST...
Now why is this a problem? Well for many reasons one of them happened but a few minutes ago. I was asked 'You can type this out for me can't you?' Yes i could but why? Yes i am on the computer most fo the day but why not? Its my computer! If they want a computer they can use one of theother 2 i recently fixed AGAIN for them, or if they don't want to go there they can use the laptop. But nooooooooooo....
It seems I am just an odds job man, someone tog ive those jobs you can't be arsed doing. Yes i can touch type at 80 WPM which would qualify me as a typist if I wanted to be.
I am many things!
But i aint your personal office tool kit!
So why the hell am i only used as one.
Gits!
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| Poetic License |
| 04.05.04 (1:19 pm) [edit] |
There is also an animation that goes with this, though its quite big and its located here Here though like i said itsd quite big and may take a while to load.
The page i got it from is.... Here
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| A Simple Set Of Rules No. 3 |
| 04.03.04 (8:36 am) [edit] |
Thieves, I hate thieves. No matter what you do some low life will always try to steal something. Chain you bike down and they will steal your tax disc. Bolt that down with an expseive tax disc holder and they will steal that aswell!
Even stuff in my own room is not safe. My brothers will coem in and take anything thats easily sellable. Games, CDs, Videos anything they can offload. They even stole my OS discs and CD-key keys and sold them for £10. The guy then proberly sold them on for £100. They steal anything and everything. Even while i am sat here they try to sneak in and slip something away. Even if its just the loose change on my desk, amounting to a huge 50p at most...
We should punish people proberly. Cut the thieves hand off, remove the tools to stop them EVER doing it again. Or just let me burn the bastards with my dragon!!!
WHOS WITH ME?
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| Just Say No |
| 04.02.04 (10:18 am) [edit] |
Religion, which is the right religon? Is there a single right religion? Is there a God, which is the right God? Who is right who is wrong?
Frankly my opinion on this is simple. There is no right religion, there is no right God there is no right religion. Religon is nothing more than a set of rules, a guideline of how to live ur life. Its all a bunch of rubbish used by the powerful to bend the minds of the weak and insecure.
If religion was the saviour of man then why have so many people died fighting for thier right religion. The crusades where Richard the lion heart beheaded islamic civilians and the same for Saladin (sp?) who massacred christians all because thier religion was the true one, fighting over the same spiritual homeland. If both religions where the true one and both stuck to it surely none of it would have happened. In England we are tuaght that Richard was a hero and was right to kill all those people in the name of God. We are taught one side of it and indoctrinated to believe it. The same goes for religions. 90% of my religious studies was spent on Christianity, cause that was the only true religion, the other 10% was split between abortion and so called 'other' religions. So the tolerance of other religions are demed fine as logn as the believe in the one they want you too.
in the light of the bible... (poorly remembered version)
God made everything
so...
God created evil, pain suffering sin and temptation etc...
therefore
God is the true evil
To go into why if there was a God is there so many bad things happening is not gonna happen. Its a lost and dead subject. However if religion was the saviour why are they still fighting over it.
Religion has caused more pain and suffering than it has good. It has caused me more pain and suffering than it could ever remove or stop. Is this why i don't beleiev in any Gods or faiths? No. It was used as punishment but that just shows how wrong it is.
Do I think all religions are wrong: Yes
Do I think those who believ in them are wrong: Yes
Do I believe I am right: Yes
Does it change what i think of someone if they have a certian religion or belief: No
Do I want to change people: No
Do I want to be changed: No
If you don't agree with what I say then thats your chioce, i am not here to try and change you. This is just what I think accept it and move on. Engage me in religous debate to prove your right, no need your views are your own and if you believe they are right then they are just accept that I aint gonna believe them for myself. Accept it and all other views.
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